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    April 27

    梨哥拉菇历险记

        星期二下午没课,正巧陈大春和李坏昶都要剪头发,所以我们就三个人一起出去。
        本来我记得坐某辆车时会经过某家叫水元素看起来挺大的SALONG,陈大坏居然号称自己记得再哪,结果我们乘3号车到达华子石东时,才发现陈大春记忆中的SALONG,竟然是纯净水店。
        后来我们去了屈臣氏,我买完洗发水要刷卡的时候才发现卡不见了。估计是之前在柜员机取钱时忘记取出来了。崩溃之余还要不记得帐号,只好打电话回家问帐号。
        接着我们三个就去必胜客,吃着吃着就接到老妈电话。她告诉我帐号后就强烈要求我马上去报失。所以我们就派了李坏昶去找工行。几个世纪以后李坏昶终于回来了,于是我跟陈大春就去报失。结果我们报完失后走错方向,发现后往回走,就把PICC当成了工行。总的来说就是彻底的迷路了。然而,在我们的记忆中,必胜客离工行只相差了一个路口。
        吃完必胜客之后就坐车回学校。当时我们坐的那一辆69的空位都很分散,于是我跟陈大坏就坐在前面,李坏昶坐在后面。下车时我们往车的后面看了一眼,没发现李坏昶,就以为李坏昶已经下车了。谁知道下车没看见他,只看就他还在车上睡觉。最崩溃的是,由于陈大坏前几天一直说李坏昶总是背着包,这一次他就不背包了,把钱包和手机都放在陈大春的包里。那部车是开往北师大的,离中大有N公里,我们的钱加起来的一共就27块左右,打车去找他也是不现实的。正好那时候看见有校警开着巡逻车过来,我们就叫他们帮忙去追那辆车,但那两个邪恶的校警坚持他们只能开到唐家。在我们的强烈恳求之下,他们愿意开到唐家帮我们找找看。就在我们描述李坏昶的外型之际,全世界最坏的李坏昶突然出现了。当时我都快要吓哭了,以为是李坏昶的鬼魂回来了。他居然还在笑。严重崩溃!!!!
        那天的经历可以写一部《尤利西斯》式的《梨哥拉菇》了。
        总结出几个教训,首先是以后绝对不让李坏昶不带包上街,其次是耍完柜员机一定要记得拔卡,第三是绝对不相信比我还没有方向感的陈大坏指的路。

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